OMG! MSNBC's twitter just got hacked!

OH MY GHAAAD!
This shit is so funny! If I had money I would offer to buy the person responsible for this a beer!!
I don't know how to screen shot on a mac so I just took a photo on my phone..

Cream of Jeans Soup.

So I FINALLY got tickets to see the The Tonight Show with Conan, and the guest is CREED! It's like they got back together just to piss me off!If Creed loves Jesus so much then why do they make music that makes people wanna kill themselves?!
Well thankfully they got back together just in time for Slayer's new album to put a hex on them!
Preview it here-
http://www.spinner.com/new-releases#/2
The whole thing is amazing but I particularly love "Playing with Dolls" it is very Danzig like, and "Not of this God" is so speed metal thrash that I wanna swoon!
This comes just in time for my planning of Speed Metal Dating coming soon!!

I think we need to raise the age you can get tattooed..

Natasha and I have gone to see bands play for free at the Jimmy Kimmel show a few times since we moved here and at the last one I saw this tattoo. It says "Beans".
I think this chick really likes beans.
I'm glad I waited until I was 25 to start getting sleeved.
I mean...I have some dumb shit but at least it's pretty.

Really a medicine to grow eyelashes?

Brooke Shields and whatever "Doctors" wasted their medical knowledge to develop Latisse,the eyelash growing medication should be ashamed of themselves. Every time I see the commercial, which is on like 20 times an hour, I want to throw something. I guess we cured cancer and AIDS then right? Nothing more important to work on besides those poor women whose eyelashes just don't look long and supple enough. I hope they enjoy eyelid darkening and their pupils turning brown. Fuck you.

Sarah Silverman impression...

"Holocaust. Diarreah. Dick. Fart."
How the fuck did she get famous?

If you don't come to Bootyoke LA then you hate fun!

But I love fun so I put all of this shit together!
You better look for the name SHRED SAVAGE cause I have a lot of big plans for LA!!
Don't worry LA...I'm here to make your party life better!!

I miss reading magazines after Justin!

My bff Justin came out to visit me in LA, and it only made me miss him more!

(This is supposed to be Miike Snow. haha)



I used to find little drawings all over my house of "Vagina Face Dolls" that were modeled after celebs but they had vaginas for faces. My favorite was "Vagi-ana Ross".