And she is fully moved in. Now we just need furniture! Fortunately for us the show Clean House will be throwing a garage sale this weekend!
So tonight we went with her dad to the Santa Monica Pier and spotted our first in person celebrity gang bang member John Slattery... I seriously gagged when I saw that fucking hot ass silver fox in person. He is so tall!! Natasha says she locked eyes with him, I wouldn't know I was trying too hard not to barf...or ask him to get me pregnant.
We also saw Jake Busey and little Jenny humphries from Gossip Girl, niether was as exciting as silver fox
overlord. So after the pier we rushed home to watch the premiere of LA Ink. I think Natasha moved here early just to watch the premiere with me. Anyway, we watch it and they totally hired an annoying troll with no tattoos whowas the creepy slut from Rock of Love to be the shop assistant! Why?!? Here I am trying every possible thing to get a job on LA an this sabertooth walks in with no experience and gets hired?! So annoying. Just to get over it we had to watch TWO episodes of Tattoo Highway! The only thing that could help is Thomas's pretty ass face!
Friday, July 10, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
A question..
Which is worse.. Being Sarah Palin or being Sarah Silverman? i dunno, a lifetime of dick, fart and halocaust jokes seems pretty shitty..
And I like snow boots and taxidermy. I guess it is always going to be worse to be Palin. She is universally annoying. I'm sure the French LOVE Silverman.
Next up Ann Coulter or Dane Cook?
And I like snow boots and taxidermy. I guess it is always going to be worse to be Palin. She is universally annoying. I'm sure the French LOVE Silverman.
Next up Ann Coulter or Dane Cook?
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Can someone teach me how to tattoo?
LBR, I was a chef, it means I can work hard and make dick jokes all day long.
That's all it takes.. Right?
That's all it takes.. Right?
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
My dvr was previously owned by either a black woman or a gay man.
The saved shows were "the secrets of the Karma Sutra", "secrets of black men revealed" and "NY goes to work".
Someone loves secrets!
...AND blunders!
Someone loves secrets!
...AND blunders!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
My ad on Craigslist.
Since I live on a mountain top and have no idea how to talk to dudes, I did what everyone in my predicament does, turned to the internet.
I looked at 2 MFW on CL the other nighht then I felt dirty and turned my computer off.
One of the guys im-ed me, I recognized the screen name, it was a guy that I had late night calls with about 10 years ago when he lived in Alabama and I lived in Florida. This world is entirely too small.
So I put this ad on CL to see if anyone has a sense of humor AND good beard in LA.
Why don't guys in LA have good beards? - 28 (Hollywood)
I just moved to LA from NY and I don't think that there are any hot beards here.
Maybe the kinds of guys i like are not on the internet, maybe they are fixing an old car or knocking over a gas station.
But it's worth a shot.
If you are a tall guy (like over 6'1''), with a beard, tattoos, handlebar moustache, great sense of humor, in their late 20's early 30's with a southern accent, who loves fun then please email me.
If you look like Ryan Hurst on Sons of Anarchy, or if you have a denim vest cut out from a denim jacket, if you like classic rock and metal also email me.
If you look like you could be in the following bands Valient Thorr, Bang Camaro, The Bronx or any 70's rocker guy in a denim vest you should also email me.
If you don't know who any of those people are forget about emailling me.
If you are a white guy with dred locks you should be playing hackey sack and not on the internet.
Goatees are NOT BEARDS, so if you have one you are out!
If you own a Enya, Eminem, Dave Matthews Band, Rob Thomas or John Mayer cd then please close this window in your browser now.
I don't wanna put a picture up that would suggest that I want gross dudes from CL sending me pics of their boners, but if you are cute I will fully send pics.
I looked at 2 MFW on CL the other nighht then I felt dirty and turned my computer off.
One of the guys im-ed me, I recognized the screen name, it was a guy that I had late night calls with about 10 years ago when he lived in Alabama and I lived in Florida. This world is entirely too small.
So I put this ad on CL to see if anyone has a sense of humor AND good beard in LA.
Why don't guys in LA have good beards? - 28 (Hollywood)
I just moved to LA from NY and I don't think that there are any hot beards here.
Maybe the kinds of guys i like are not on the internet, maybe they are fixing an old car or knocking over a gas station.
But it's worth a shot.
If you are a tall guy (like over 6'1''), with a beard, tattoos, handlebar moustache, great sense of humor, in their late 20's early 30's with a southern accent, who loves fun then please email me.
If you look like Ryan Hurst on Sons of Anarchy, or if you have a denim vest cut out from a denim jacket, if you like classic rock and metal also email me.
If you look like you could be in the following bands Valient Thorr, Bang Camaro, The Bronx or any 70's rocker guy in a denim vest you should also email me.
If you don't know who any of those people are forget about emailling me.
If you are a white guy with dred locks you should be playing hackey sack and not on the internet.
Goatees are NOT BEARDS, so if you have one you are out!
If you own a Enya, Eminem, Dave Matthews Band, Rob Thomas or John Mayer cd then please close this window in your browser now.
I don't wanna put a picture up that would suggest that I want gross dudes from CL sending me pics of their boners, but if you are cute I will fully send pics.
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP!
Last week we told you the story of Kimberley Vlaminck, a dutch girl who said a language barrier with a tattooer had her waking up with 53 more stars tattooed on her face than she had asked for. She has finally admitted that she asked for 56 stars on her face. She said she lied cause her dad was pissed! The tattooer Rouslan Toumaniantz
had said from the beginning that if she was unhappy he would pay for half of her laser removal. What a nice guy.
This was taken from www.dailymail.co.uk -
Miss Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew:
'I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them.
'But when my father saw them, he was furious.
'So I said I fell asleep and that the tattoist had made a mistake.'
Toumaniantz - himself covered from head to foot in tattoos and piercings - had consistently denied he had made a mistake and always insisted Vlaminck wanted all 56 stars.
He said at the time: 'I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face.'
But despite insisting Vlaminck had asked for 56 stars, he still initially agreed to pay for half of the treatment to remove the tattoos.
He said: 'Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client.
'I don't regret it. To tell you the truth, this has given me some publicity.'
Toumanaintz is now said to have withdrawn his offer and said from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing.
had said from the beginning that if she was unhappy he would pay for half of her laser removal. What a nice guy.
This was taken from www.dailymail.co.uk -
Miss Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew:
'I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them.
'But when my father saw them, he was furious.
'So I said I fell asleep and that the tattoist had made a mistake.'
Toumaniantz - himself covered from head to foot in tattoos and piercings - had consistently denied he had made a mistake and always insisted Vlaminck wanted all 56 stars.
He said at the time: 'I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face.'
But despite insisting Vlaminck had asked for 56 stars, he still initially agreed to pay for half of the treatment to remove the tattoos.
He said: 'Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client.
'I don't regret it. To tell you the truth, this has given me some publicity.'
Toumanaintz is now said to have withdrawn his offer and said from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
THAT is a reality show "Stuck on a mountain with a celeb who does not wanna get outta here"
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
I am so bored I wanna die!
Living on a mountain is NOT cute!
The celebrity that I am living with accused me of smelling like weed today and I have been on pins and needles the whole night. He said it was cool but I was denying that I had smoked today. And I get all paranoid when someone accuses me of something so I am sure I looked like a shifty ass loser!
Since I have no cell service up here I had to email Natasha.
Liv to Natasha-
Celeb dude just asked if I was smoking weed earlier, he said he smelled it.
And I think he was gunna ask if I wanted to smoke with him but I blushed and denied it
soooo dummmbbb!!!
Natasha to Liv-
Omg!!!!!!!!!!!! You are retarded he probably smokes with his shirt off . Ugh I am so mad at you!!
Liv to Natasha-
haha I know! He said he was gunna smoke some! We probably could have had a mcconaughey style topless drum circle! I just kept saying "I didn't smoke todayyy... but.."
UGH IDIOT!
He was like "It is cool we were gunna smoke some later!" hahah
I'll bring him herb-treats from katie to make up for it.
At least I had makeup on this time!
oh AAAANNND in the back ground when he came over was that Lushus song "HO FO SHO"
Like really loud hip hop...I'm so weird! Lonliness has made me a total freak!
I am so bored I wanna die!
Living on a mountain is NOT cute!
The celebrity that I am living with accused me of smelling like weed today and I have been on pins and needles the whole night. He said it was cool but I was denying that I had smoked today. And I get all paranoid when someone accuses me of something so I am sure I looked like a shifty ass loser!
Since I have no cell service up here I had to email Natasha.
Liv to Natasha-
Celeb dude just asked if I was smoking weed earlier, he said he smelled it.
And I think he was gunna ask if I wanted to smoke with him but I blushed and denied it
soooo dummmbbb!!!
Natasha to Liv-
Omg!!!!!!!!!!!! You are retarded he probably smokes with his shirt off . Ugh I am so mad at you!!
Liv to Natasha-
haha I know! He said he was gunna smoke some! We probably could have had a mcconaughey style topless drum circle! I just kept saying "I didn't smoke todayyy... but.."
UGH IDIOT!
He was like "It is cool we were gunna smoke some later!" hahah
I'll bring him herb-treats from katie to make up for it.
At least I had makeup on this time!
oh AAAANNND in the back ground when he came over was that Lushus song "HO FO SHO"
Like really loud hip hop...I'm so weird! Lonliness has made me a total freak!
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